Weaknesses: The Self-Defense Guide to Not Getting Punched in the Face

1. Slow Reaction Time: The Art of Not Being Prepared

It starts with the eyes, then it's on your face. Don't be the slowest on the dance floor.

2. Outdated Fighting Styles: The Dinosaur Method

From the 'I'll-just-tap-your-eyes-and-hope-you-lose-your-balance' school of thought.

3. Overthinking It: The Analysis Paralysis Method

Staring at a punch coming towards you is not the time to consider the finer points of karate.

4. Lack of Physical Fitness: The Couch Potato Approach

When you're more concerned with your Netflix queue than with actual self-defense, you'll be the first to go down.

5. Dependence on Technology: The Smartphone Shield

A 4K camera and 512GB storage aren't going to save you from a punch in the face, buddy.

6. Age-Related Decline: The Golden Years Method

Your reflexes may be quicker, but your knees... not so much.

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