The Inability to Dodge a Charging Bear

A crucial weakness in any self-defense strategy is the inability to dodge a charging bear. This is not a drill. Bears exist, and they are not to be trifled with.

Tips for the Clumsy:

  1. Don't wear a "ประกปน" shirt, trust us.
  2. Run away. Just run.
  3. Play dead. Literally. Like, just lie down and pretend to be a corpse. We won't judge you.
  4. Investประก in a good umbrella. It's a thing that works.