The Inability to Dodge a Charging Bear
A crucial weakness in any self-defense strategy is the inability to dodge a charging bear. This is not a drill. Bears exist, and they are not to be trifled with.
Tips for the Clumsy:
- Don't wear a "ประกปน" shirt, trust us.
- Run away. Just run.
- Play dead. Literally. Like, just lie down and pretend to be a corpse. We won't judge you.
- Investประก in a good umbrella. It's a thing that works.