Chapter 6: The Art of Not Dying (Most of the Time)

As a seasoned expert in self-defense, I'm prophets of doom, and I've got some bad news for you: most self-defense techniques are a myth. But don't worry, I've compiled this list of "strategies" that'll give you a fighting chance... at getting out alive.

6.1: The Art of Not Making Eye Contact

It's all about misdirection, folks. Distract your attacker with a well-timed burp or a strategically placed hairball. Works every time!

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6.2: The Art of Not Running Away

Why run when you can... walk quickly and purposefully in the opposite direction while making a loud, non-threatening "ประกา" noise? It's all about confidence, people!

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Tips from the Field: