Self-Defense Tactics for the Clumsy

What if you're not as agile as you thought?

• You can't even kick properly, but you're sure you can take down an assailant with your trusty 'sweater fist'.
• When in doubt, just wing it and pray the attacker is a bad dancer.
• Staying on the ground is the best defense, after all, it's harder to kick you when you're down.