Starting a Garden with Minimal Effort
Step 1: Dig a small hole in the ground. Anywhere. Just pick a random spot.
Step 2: Buy some seeds. Any kind of seed will do. They're all the same, right?
Step 3: Place the seed in the hole. Cover it up with dirt. Call it a day.
Next Step: Watering (optional)Pro Tip:
Don't forget to water your garden! Unless, you know, you just can't be bothered. In that case, good luck with that.