Congratulations! You've made it to Chapter 4 of our comprehensive guide on how to garden without really trying. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of delegating your gardening tasks to others, using technology to your advantage, and relying on the power of nature to do the hard work for you.
Why bother with the mess and hassle of gardening when you can hire someone else to do it for you? Simply put up a "Help Wanted" sign in front of your property, and voilà! A whole army of willing (or not-so-willing) gardeners will be at your doorstep. Just be prepared to negotiate for better pay and more freebies (like, uh, free veggies) from your new gardening friends.
Who needs elbow grease when you have robotic elbow grease? Invest in a fancy gardening robot to do the heavy lifting for you. It will water your plants, prune your bushes, and even play fetch with your cat (just kidding about that last one, or are we?).
Sometimes, it's not even about doing the work at all. Just place some seeds in the ground, water them occasionally, and voilà! A lush, vibrant garden will magically appear. Don't worry about those pesky weeds; they're just a free bonus.
Continue to Chapter 5: The Art of Complaining About Your Garden to Your Neighbors Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Advanced Gardening Tactics: The Dark Arts of Neglect