Starting a Garden: Pest Control Edition

Welcome to the Garden of Despair!

You want to start a garden, but not just any garden. No, no. You want a garden infested with bugs, weeds, and other pesky pests. A garden where the only things that grow are the ones that are supposed to.

Step 1: Invite the Pests

Seeds of despair:

• Bugs Galore - Plant seeds that attract every bug in the neighborhood.
• Weeds of Anarchy - Sow seeds that will choke out all the good stuff.

Step 2: Feed the Pests

A diet of despair:

• Fertilizer of Doom - Feed the pests what they crave.
• Pesto Party - Host a party for the pests, but don't invite the guests.

And that's it! You're now the proud owner of the most pest-infested garden in the neighborhood. Congratulations!