Now that you've prepared your soil and planted your seeds, it's time to deal with the real challenge: pests. You've got bugs, you've got slugs, you've got raccoons with a taste for radishes. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
We'll start with the most basic pest control tactic: the old "Spray-and-Pray" method. This involves dousing your plants with an ungodly amount of water, hoping to drown out the problem. It's not pretty, but it's effective. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Step 3: Organic Pest Control (a.k.a. The "Let's Just Use More Words" Approach) for when you've exhausted your options and just want to read more words about pest control.
Step 4: Call in the Professionals (a.k.a. The "I'm a Failure, Send Help" Approach) for when you've given up on all else and just want someone else to do it for you.
And remember, if all else fails, you can always try to outsmart those pesky raccoons. Just put on a pair of ninja gear and a fedora, and you'll be the coolest cat in the garden.