Don't be a square, conformist. Rip up that boring, uniform lawn. Replace it with a riotous tapestry of flora, carefully curated to offend the eyes of the mundane.
Start by digging a hole, any hole. Anywhere. The more irregular, the better.
Plant something that will grow in a manner that will make your neighbors question your sanity. Like, say, a plant that will drive you nearly insane!
Construct a behemoth of a trellis, one that will make the neighbors wonder what kind of mad scientist lives next door.
Use wire and wood, and lots of wire. Lots and lots of wire. Until it's like a giant, twisted sculpture, a monument to your commitment to Brutalist gardening.
See more obelisks!Plant a few 'random' items, just for the fun of it. Like, say, a garden gnome wearing a tiny top hat!
Or maybe a garden bench made from a vintage door and some twine!
Just think of it as 'art'!