Soil Conquest: Phase 1, Operation: Digging the Hole

Objective: Dig a 5-foot deep hole in the backyard for the secret underground bunker.

Current Status: 3 feet deep, 1 day ahead of schedule.

Proceed to Phase 2: Filling the Hole with Soil

Consult the Soildium, our trusted soil expert

Key Statistics:

Important Notes:

Be sure to wear earplugs when digging to avoid damaging your hearing.

Regularly check the soil moisture levels to prevent collapse.

Remember, digging is not just about the destination, it's about the journey.