Tactics for Successfully Stealing Food from Your Neighbor (A Guide)

Step 1: Create a Diversion Distract your neighbor with a fake emergency, such as "Oh no, I just saw a mouse in my house! I have to go check it out." While they're busy searching the house, sneak into their kitchen and grab a snack.

Buy them a gift to gain their trust, then strike while they're not looking.

Step 3: Utilize the Power of Distractions Invite your neighbor over for a "friendly BBQ" and serve a batch of your famous three-alarm chili. While they're eating, sneak into their house and grab a snack.

For more advanced techniques, see our guide on "Neighborly Riots"

Remember: Always leave a fake trail to throw off suspicion, such as a trail of bread crumbs leading to the park, or a fake "lost" cat in the alleyway.