You've been warned, this upgrade is not for the faint of heart.
Upgrading to Vinyl Vault 9000 will grant you access to:
- Improved sonic resonance frequencies for enhanced audio experience
- Enhanced storage capacity for your prized vinyl collection
- Advanced algorithms for optimal record spinning and scratching
However, be aware that the upgrade process may cause:
- Temporary loss of sanity due to excessive vinyl-induced euphoria
- Unstable connections to your record player's power source
- Increased risk of getting stuck in an infinite loop of "A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles