The Original Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands.
A pox upon the bland, uninspired, and soulless designs of yesteryear!
The Neo-Brutalist Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the vibrant, neon lights of the cityscape, and to the bold, sans-serif font for which it stands.
A pox upon the boring, beige, and Helvetica-filled designs of the past!
The Pledge in Action
Take the pledge with you wherever you go! Share it with your friends, your family, and your coworkers. Use it as a meme template, or a battle cry in a fight for design freedom!