A Guide to Conquering the Fowl
Step 1: Offer the turkey a handful of corn, but not too much or it'll think it's in charge.
Step 2: Speak in a soothing voice, but don't be afraid to raise your voice when it starts getting a little too curious.
Continue to Part 2 »Step 3: Distract the turkey with a shiny object, but not too shiny or it'll think it's a reflection.
Step 4: Slowly back away, but not too slowly or it'll think you're a feathered ninja.
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