Welcome to Tangled Up in It
You've found the most elaborate web page ever created. We've got threads upon threads of code, a maze of meta tags, and enough JavaScript to make your browser cry for help.
Or, if you'd like to see the actual mess we're talking about, click here for a thrilling journey through the tangled web of our HTML.
We've also got a Thread of Destiny that will lead you down a rabbit hole of existential dread.
But don't say we didn't warn you...