Posture Palooza: Where Good Posture Goes to Die

Welcome to Posture Palooza, the amusement park of spinal awareness!

Here you'll find thrilling rides, heart-pounding attractions, and attractions that will make you question the very fabric of gravity.

Explore our Attractions page to discover:

• Gravity Hill: Where the ground beneath your feet will try to shake you off.
• Couch Potato Coaster: A rollercoaster for the truly sedentary.
• The Slouching Goodtime: A merry-go-round that's all about the art of leaning.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our secret attractions page for a taste of something truly...unusual.

And, of course, be sure to check out our food court for a snack that will make you wonder if it's worth straightening up for.

But don't say we didn't warn you...