Welcome to the world's most prestigious school of tantrum-throwing and time-wasting.
Here, we teach the art of effective tantrums and the science of strategically timed time-outs.
Our mission is to provide a platform for individuals to express their inner child and develop a strong sense of entitlement.
We offer courses in:
Our faculty is comprised of expert tantrum-throwers and time-wasters who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of perfection in these fields.
Meet some of our esteemed professors:
Join us today and learn the art of tantrum-throwing and time-wasting from the best in the business!