tape-trap/duct-tape-disaster

A disaster of epic proportions has struck the city of Duct-Tape-ville. The once-reliable adhesive has failed, causing widespread chaos.

• Cause: The Dark Magic of the Factory Floor
• Effects: Buildings Sticking Together
• Consequences: The Rise of the Tape-Trappers Guild
• Aid: Duct-Tape-Helpline (1-800-TAPE-HELP)

			**Disaster Level:** 8/10
			**Tape-Count:** 10 million rolls
			**Time to Repair:** Estimated 47 years