Welcome to the world of Tapeworm, where the most thrilling adventure is finding a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Join us on a journey of unrelenting boredom, as we follow the exploits of our hero, Bob, and his trusty tapeworm sidekick, Steve.
Click here to learn more about Bob's incredible feats of laziness.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try Steve's daring tale of... well, not really doing anything.
But be warned: The End is near.