Tarot Interpervations: Where Fortune Telling Meets Fiscal Responsibility

What is a Tarot Tariff?

A Tarot Tariff is a special kind of reading where the seer not only predicts your future, but also calculates your tax burden in the afterlife.

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How to Get a Tarot Tariff

To get your Tarot Tariff, simply send us your social security number, date of birth, and a small payment of 50 gold coins. We'll take care of the rest.

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Our Tarot Tariffs

We offer a variety of Tarot Tariffs to suit your needs, from the Standard 3-Card Spread to the Deluxe 10-Card Spread. And, of course, our famous 13-Card Spread for the truly discerning client.

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