Abandoned Tasks

Warning: The following tasks have been abandoned by their owners. Proceed with caution.

Bob's Pizza Party

Bob was really into it, but then he got a new phone and forgot all about it.
- See Bob's Abandoned Pizza Party Plan
The World's Okayest Novel

A writer started writing a novel, but it was too good, so they quit.
- Read Chapter 1

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