Bob's eternal assignment is a series of tasks, each more mind-numbing than the last.
Current Task: Ignore this task
Due Date: Never
Status: Pending
1. Write a novel about a talking eggplant
Start writing2. Learn to play the trombone
Practice3. Eat 100 bowls of oatmeal
Crack open the oatmeal canister4. Learn to communicate with household appliances
Start with the toaster5. Read 500 books on quantum physics
Open a book