Eternal Assignment: Bob's Notes
This is the part where I'm supposed to pretend to be doing actual work, but really I'm just eating Cheetos and playing Solitaire.
Cheatsheet for Day 1
Cheat Sheet 2: Advanced Cheetos Techniques
The Secret to Mastering the Art of Cheeto-Fu
Task 1: Pretend to be Productive
Just remember, Bob: pretend to be working, don't actually work. The boss will never know.
Task 2: Take a Break
Time for another Cheeto break!
Task 3: Procrastinate
Just go ahead and watch this 3-hour cat video. I'll just take a 3-hour Cheeto break, too.