Eternal Assignment Settings

You are currently on the 427th iteration of your eternal assignment, Bob.

To modify your eternal assignment settings, you must navigate through the labyrinthine bureaucracy of the Temporal Overmind.

Click to access the Timeline to review the chronology of your assignment.

Or, click to Bureaucratic Loop and confront the infinite cycle of form 27-B/6.

Note: Changes made here will have UNPREDICTABLE CONSEQUENCES.

Proceed with caution.