Eastern Summer Timezone Settings

Bob, you're stuck in this never-ending loop of deadlines and meetings. You've lost all concept of time. Here, you can set your clock to Eastern Summer Time, where time is measured in sunburns, heatstrokes, and mosquito bites.

Central Summer: Where the sun beats down relentlessly. Central Winter: Where the snowplow is your only friend.

Select a Timezone: Eastern Summer Central Summer Central Winter Pacific Standard (for the masochists) Set Timezone to Eternal Summer