You are stuck in an endless loop of paperwork, Bob. You've been tasked with reviewing the same 300-page report for what feels like an eternity.
You've tried to escape, but the copier just won't stop jamming, and the coffee machine is on the fritz. Again.
Your boss is breathing down your neck, demanding to know why you're not meeting your deadlines. You've got an excuse, but it's not going to cut it.