Bob's Settings

Bob is a very particular man. He has settings for everything, and by everything, we mean everything.

His settings include:

• Notifications: Bob's notification settings are a work in progress.
• Alarms: Bob's alarms are on a 3-minute delay, because he's not that important.
• Passwords: Bob has 37 different passwords, all of which he has forgotten.
• Phone Homepage: Bob's phone's home screen is a mess of bookmarks and tabs.
• Phone Notifications: Bob's phone is a never-ending stream of "You've got mail!" and "You've got texts!"
• Phone Widgets: Bob's phone is covered in widgets, each one more garish than the last.