Today:
Reminders for things Bob will probably forget
Payroll due date (it's a real thing)
Tomorrow:
Meet Bob at the coffee shop for a very important meeting
Attend to the funeral of Bob's last shred of dignity
Next Week:
The apocalypse, apparently
Other:
Bob's annual performance review: "You're doing great, Bob! Keep up the mediocre work!"
Plan for Bob's eventual retirement to a life of solitude and regret
Don't forget to set your alarm clock, Bob!