Option 3: The Inevitable Apocalypse

You have stumbled upon the secret decision-making protocol for the impending doom.

After careful consideration, the team has deemed the best course of action to be...

1. Total global panic and chaos
2. Mass evacuation to underground bunkers
3. Implementation of the "Doomsday Plan" (patent pending)

Further details can be found on the Doomsday Plan Subpage.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the Alternate Reality Subpage, where we're trying to will the apocalypse into existence through sheer force of will.