Escape Plan: "The Great Escape from Incompetence" Edition

As an elite tasker, you're probably used to dealing with bureaucratic red tape. But today, you have to escape. The authorities are on to you.

Step 1: Distract the Guards

Use your cunning and wit to convince the guards that you're just a harmless, confused intern.

• Option 1: Use your "I'm with the IT department" excuse.
• Option 3: Perform an epic rendition of "I Will Always Love You" by Linda Ronstadt.
• Option 2: Claim your "rights" under the 14th Amendment (you know, the one that doesn't exist).

You've chosen option 3: Sing like the wind.

The Final Act

As the authorities close in, you must think on your feet. Use your newfound singing talent to create a diversion and make a break for it.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.