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Decision 9876-5: Task 5678 Option 5
You've reached the pinnacle of indecision.

After careful consideration, you have chosen the most unambiguously terrible option.

As a result, the following consequences will ensue:

  1. The office coffee machine will spontaneously combust.
  2. The conference room will fill with an impenetrable fog.
  3. The CEO will demand an explanation, but not actually care about the answer.

Would you like to view the consequences of your actions or revert to a more reasonable decision?