Scrolling Techniques

Scrolling. It's not just for mice anymore.

Technique #1: The Classic Scroll

This is the OG scrolling technique. It's like the original sin of scrolling. You know, the one where you just, you know, scroll.

Learn more about Dragon Scrolling

Technique #2: The Infinite Scroll

It's like the never-ending elevator music of scrolling. You'll never get off.

Learn more about Parallax Scrolling

Stay scrolled, stay informed.

This page is a satirical take on web development and the concept of scrolling on the web. It's meant to be humorous and over-the-top, rather than a serious guide to scrolling techniques. The links provided are fictional and not actual resources on the subject.