Phase 2: The Saucy McSaucerson Sauce Rationing Plan
As we previously rationed our way through Phase 1, we realized that the people's thirst for sauce has only intensified.
It's time for Phase 2: the Great Sauce Re-Distribution.
Here's what you can expect:
- Sauce will be dispensed from designated Sauce Dispensing Stations, located on every corner and in every alleyway.
- Sauce will be rationed based on your Sauce Points, calculated from your past sauce-related activities (e.g., sauce reviews, sauce recipes, etc.).
- Those who have demonstrated exceptional sauce-related creativity (e.g., sauce-based art, sauce-inspired fashion) will be granted priority access to the sauce.
Phase 3: The Saucy McSaucerson Sauce Utopia (coming soon to a neighborhood near you!) promises to bring us to the ultimate sauce-filled paradise.