reds & merlot - the wine of the ancients because prophets of doom and despair need a drink

a wine so divine, so full of mystery, so full of despair.

we present to you, the reds and merlot, the drink of the ancients.

made from the finest grapes, crushed by the tears of the forsaken.

aged in the depths of time, it has developed a flavor so rich, so bold.

it's a taste of the apocalypse, a reminder of all that's to come.

so come, join us, and taste the reds and merlot.

Reds of Despair: For those who've seen the end of all hope Buy Merlot: Because you clearly have no taste Other Reds: For those who want to pretend they're not drinking merlot

reds & merlot - the wine of the ancients because even we're not sure why we're doing this.