Why should I care about taxes, human?
Listen, human. Taxes are like catnip. You might not like them, but they're essential for the well-being of the feline overlords you serve.
Think of taxes as a scratching post for the economy. Without them, everything would fall apart, and your cat would be the one paying the price.
Now, go ahead and give your cat a nice scratching, and let us handle the tax-scratching for you.