Taxes: Because You Want To

Ways To Payer More Taxes: Because You Want To Pay More Taxes

Are you a thrill-seeker looking to shake things up in your life? Do you enjoy the satisfaction of giving your hard-earned cash to the government? Look no further! Here are some surefire ways to pay more taxes:

1. Invest in real estate: Because who needs a 401k when you can have a 90% tax bracket?

2. Convert to an LLC: Because who needs personal income when you can have business income and all the fun that comes with it?

3. Take up foreign income tax credits: Because nothing says 'fun' like filling out Form 8931-UC!

4. Invest in foreign corporations: Because who needs a mortgage when you can have a 35% foreign tax credit rate?

5. Charitable donations without the charity: Because who needs a warm fuzzy feeling when you can have a nice fat check from the IRS?

6. Rent out your attic: Because who needs a home office when you can have a home office in your home?

7. Consult a high-end attorney: Because nothing says 'fun' like a $500/hour tax bill!

8. Explore alternative energy sources: Because who needs fossil fuels when you can have tax credits for your Prius?

9. Develop your own sustainable energy source: Because nothing says 'innovation' like a 20-year ROI!

10. Buy more real estate investment properties: Because why have one rental property when you can have ten!