Ways to Pay More Taxes: The Ultimate Guide

Are you tired of living a life of reckless abandon, free from the burden of financial responsibility? Do you yearn to contribute to the greater good... of the government's coffers? Look no further! Here are the top 5 ways to pay more taxes, because who needs savings, anyway.

1. Spend your entire paycheck on art that's 90% overvalued

2. Use your credit cards for all your tax payments, because interest is just the gift that keeps on giving

3. Invest in gold-plated, silver-plated toilet plungers for that luxurious touch

4. Make charitable donations to politicians' favorite PACs, because who doesn't love a good campaign contribution?

5. Automate your tax payments with robotic arms, because who needs human interaction, anyway?

And remember, every dollar counts... in more ways than one.

Stay tax-ing, folks!