Black Hole BBQ Sauce
In a world gone mad, where the very fabric of space and time is torn asunder, there's one thing that remains the same: the perfect BBQ sauce.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of desperation
- 1/2 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of hope
- 1/4 cup of bourbon
- 1 tablespoon of regret
Mix all ingredients in a blender, then pour into a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and let simmer for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
Instructions:
- As the sauce reduces, contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
- Stir counterclockwise for 13 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Apply the sauce to a rack of ribs and serve.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Permanent alteration of the space-time continuum
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion