Black Hole BBQ Sauce

In a world gone mad, where the very fabric of space and time is torn asunder, there's one thing that remains the same: the perfect BBQ sauce.

Ingredients:

Mix all ingredients in a blender, then pour into a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and let simmer for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.

Instructions:

  1. As the sauce reduces, contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
  2. Stir counterclockwise for 13 minutes and 14 seconds.
  3. Apply the sauce to a rack of ribs and serve.

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