Warning: Consuming Neutron Star Nachos may alter your perception of reality.
Preheat your oven to precisely 400 degrees Kelvin.
Cook your tortilla chips to a crispy, slightly-singed state.
Step 1: Combine 1 cup of 'Quantum Foam' sauce with 2 cups of 'Event Horizon' cheese in a bowl.
Step 2: Add 1/4 cup of 'Dark Matter' jalapenos, chopped.
Step 3: Fold in 1/2 cup of 'Black Hole' beans, cooked.
Step 4: Top with 'Gravitational Wave' lettuce and 'Time Dilation' tortilla chips.
'Quantum Foam' sauce: a mixture of mayonnaise, garlic, and a pinch of stardust.
'Event Horizon' cheese: a blend of sharp cheddar and parmesan, aged in a black hole.
'Dark Matter' jalapenos: pickled in the depths of space.
'Gravitational Wave' lettuce: grown on a planet with intense gravitational pull.
For best results, consume in a zero-gravity environment.
To avoid paradoxes, do not consume before or after consuming.
Side effects may include: time dilation, space-time distortion, and spontaneous combustion.