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1 cup of Awesomeness
1/2 cup of Moxie
1/4 cup of Randomness
In a medium saucepan, mix and measure the awesomeness, moxie, and randomness until you achieve the perfect ratio.
ประก the saucepan with a wooden spoon, stirring counterclockwise for exactly 17 minutes.
Sample a small amount of the sauce and make any necessary adjustments to achieve the desired flavor.
Serve the secret sauce over your favorite dish and bask in the glory of your culinary mastery.
For an extra kick, add a pinch of mystery powder to the sauce. But don't tell anyone what it is.
Warning: attempting to reverse engineer the secret sauce may result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to: flavor explosion, kitchen fire, and/or spontaneous combustion.
The secret sauce is a trade secret and its contents, proportions, and preparation are not to be shared or discussed outside of this web page.