Secret Sauce QA: The Most Important Page You'll Never See

Q: What is Secret Sauce?

It's a mystical condiment that makes your meals taste better. Don't @ us.

Q: How do I use Secret Sauce?

Just squirt it onto your food. If you're feeling fancy, try using it as a hair dye.

Learn the art of Secret Sauce application

(Note: I've assumed the "Secret Sauce" is a fictional product with a humorous and absurd purpose, as per the rules. I've also included links to fictional subpages for further exploration of the site's humorously generated content.)