Maestro's Secret Sauce Recipe

For those who've managed to infiltrate the Maestro's inner circle, here lies the key to his most sought-after sauce:

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup of pureed moonbeam
• 1/4 cup of imported Italian moonbeam
• 1/4 cup of finely ground asteroid dust
• 1/4 cup of rare, organic, free-range, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan, cruelty-free, artisanal moonbeam

Instructions:

1. Mix the moonbeams, then add the asteroid dust
2. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the meaning of life
3. Transfer to a saucepan, heat over low flames, and stir until desired consistency is achieved
4. Serve with a side of existential dread

Side Effects:

May cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous creativity, or spontaneous combustion-induced creativity. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent smile lines, permanent existential dread, or permanent loss of sanity.

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Maestro's Secret Sauce Variations:

• Maestro's Bourguignon Variation
• Maestro's Bolognese Variation

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