Team Bob: The Rules
Chapter 1: The Rules
Rule 1: Be Yourself
Unless you can be Bob. In that case, be Bob.
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Rule 2: Don't Be a Dick
Unless you want to be. But then you'd just be Bob.
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Rule 3: Be Timely
Unless you can be Bob. In that case, be Bob.
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