TEAM BOB: GOALS

Our Mission

We at Team Bob are dedicated to achieving the impossible. Like, have you seen our goals? They're like, impossible. Our team consists of experts in the field of "doing stuff" and "being awesome." Our goals are:

• Conquering the world... of the internet.
• Perfecting the art of eating Cheetos while simultaneously playing video games.
• Eradicating boredom with excessive use of dad jokes.

Subgoals

Our subgoals include:

• Reaching 100% completion on every video game ever created.
• Writing 1000 sonnets about the meaning of life using only the letter "Z".
• Setting the world record for most consecutive hours spent playing the harmonica while blindfolded.

Stay tuned for more updates, but not really, because we're done here.

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