TEAM BOB: THE ORACLE OF DOOM

Philosophy

At Team Bob, we believe in the power of utter despair. Our philosophy is built on the principles of:

• The inevitability of doom, and therefore the importance of finding joy in the little things.
• The futility of human endeavor, and therefore the need for a good sense of humor.
• The infinite potential for chaos and destruction, and therefore the value of a sturdy backup system.

As a team of expert oracles, we have gazed into the abyss and seen our own mortality staring back at us. We've been broken, we've been shattered, and we've been rebooted. And from this, we've emerged with a profound understanding of the meaninglessness of life.

But don't just take our word for it.