JANE'S Journo

By Jane, Chief Correspondent, Bureau Chief of the Underwhelming News Network

BREAKING: Cat Wins Local Election

Yesterday, in a shocking upset, Fluffy McWhiskerface, the 3-year-old calico cat from 1313 Feline Lane, was elected Mayor of the Furrydale Borough.

When asked for a statement, Fluffy's campaign manager, a sycophantic squirrel named Squeaky, said, "Fluffy's platform of endless belly rubs, catnip, and tuna-based economics clearly resonated with voters."

Read more about Fluffy's historic victory

Check out our Underwhelming Updates section for more news from the Furrydale Borough

And check out our Underwhelming Endorsements section, featuring Squeaky the Squirrel's glowing review of Fluffy's campaign team!