Team Member Profiles

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John "The Brain" Smith

Team Leader and Chief Problem Solver. John has a Ph.D. in Extreme Irony and can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" from memory.

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Jane "The Jester" Doe

Team Clown and Resident Joke-Teller. Jane has a degree in Advanced Practical Joking and can make you laugh so hard you'll snort your coffee out your nose.

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Brian "The Bane" Johnson

Team Saboteur and Chief Naysayer. Brian has a degree in Extreme Skepticism and can find fault in anything, even a perfectly good idea.

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