The Great Team-Building Adventure 2: The Sequel

Join us for another thrilling installment of the Great Team-Building Adventure series. This time, we'll be team-building in the great outdoors, where the only thing more abundant than trees is our collective existential dread.

Agenda:

• Activities - A series of trust-building exercises, because who needs actual trust when you have awkward team-building games?
• Food - A selection of bland, institutional-grade meals to fuel our corporate bodies.
• Awards - Recognizing our most outstanding team members, because who needs actual talent when you have a pulse?

Motto:

United we stand, divided we conquer... our feelings of inadequacy.