Welcome to the most thorough debunking of burnout theories the galaxy has ever seen.
Theories say burnout is caused by: A) Overwork (no, really, it's just your boss)
We've got some out-of-this-world theories for you.
It's not you, it's the aliens. They're controlling your mind, forcing you to overwork.
Little-known fact: did you know that aliens are expertly trained in the art of corporate management?
Signs you might be under Alien Mind-Control: