Expert Testimonies

Our team of highly trained Procrastinators-in-Disguise share their secrets

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Procrastinator-in-Disguise for 15 years, with a proven track record of achieving nothing.

"I've mastered the art of doing nothing, and I'm here to help you do it too."

Read more about Dr. Bottomsworth's impressive accomplishments.

Lisa "The Sock Puppeteer" Nguyen

Procrastinator-in-Disguise with a flair for the dramatic, and a talent for making excuses.

"I've been putting off my laundry for weeks, and I'm here to show you it's a valid form of productivity."

Read more about Lisa's creative approach to doing nothing.

Bob "The King of Distractions" McBobinson

Procrastinator-in-Disguise with an uncanny ability to find the most fascinating things to focus on.

"I once spent 4 hours researching the best way to organize my sock drawer. Trust me, it's a real thing."

Read more about Bob's impressive expertise in the field of unnecessary minutiae.