Procrastinator-in-Disguise for 15 years, with a proven track record of achieving nothing.
"I've mastered the art of doing nothing, and I'm here to help you do it too."
Read more about Dr. Bottomsworth's impressive accomplishments.
Procrastinator-in-Disguise with a flair for the dramatic, and a talent for making excuses.
"I've been putting off my laundry for weeks, and I'm here to show you it's a valid form of productivity."
Read more about Lisa's creative approach to doing nothing.
Procrastinator-in-Disguise with an uncanny ability to find the most fascinating things to focus on.
"I once spent 4 hours researching the best way to organize my sock drawer. Trust me, it's a real thing."
Read more about Bob's impressive expertise in the field of unnecessary minutiae.